I don't know if I've mentioned this before but often I receive emails on PoF inviting me to attend a PoF singles event (as opposed to what exactly? Couples who are looking to swing event?) and it seems to be sent out to those who have their zip code within a certain range of the planned shindig. Well I received such an invite under my fake male account, but it wasn't for any sort of mixer, no party for both genders. It was strictly a "How To" session for men when they meet women, perhaps on the first date after a bit of online chatting I guess.
I wonder if they specifically address how to approach ladies like this?
Or this...
Just bring along some drugs and she will probably be just fine.
Now as I understand it, men are often intimidated by a woman who loves to dance, especially if they're good at it. Well imagine a guy's face when he reads something like this...
And for those of you who are still somewhat innocent and don't partake in the local ghetto club scene or watch rap music videos all the time...
Learn something new every day...
But now don't think that all the pressure is always on the men. There are plenty of examples of men's profiles that when I read them, I have no idea where I would begin starting a conversation with that person if I had to, without making a rude or sassy comment that would most likely offend them.
Um....the girl mentioned above probably would ^^^. Or perhaps these ladies. They seem to be practicing for their big debut. Isn't this how Megan Fox got her role in Transformers?
Perhaps I'd ask johnfrancis1221 why do you have $5,000 to spend on making a video. Unless you do this all the time. Gross...
Dude, that kid does NOT know who you are. Also, I realize that your caption says cousins, but this still appears to be a new family photo. It looks like we have the cute mommy, the handsome daddy and the baby whose trying to figure out if you're really hers or not.
That is a shit ton of pictures, sir. And weird ones too. Why not just cut to the chase and send me your family album? And why are half of the photos of food? Also, your cat is showing his junk.
These next two guys, I just wanted to slap. Read their catch phrase and then their line if Intent.
"your search new ends"...yeah, until tomorrow.
"Look no further"...until you want a date for that wedding on Saturday. Then, you might need to check Facebook for who is free is weekend.
Well hopefully this longer than usual post will make up for my absence. If not, well nice knowing you. Sorta,
-Yours Truly
