One Fish, Two Fish, Smart Fish, Dumb Fish

What makes two people of equal attractiveness stand apart from one another? Personality. You could be the most gorgeous girl in the world, but if you have a snarky attitude, a guy isn't going to like you (unless he's snarky too. Then you two belong together. Have fun!) Or guys, you could have the six pack and the gorgeous buff arms to get that girl's attention, but if you don't have any real ambition in life, a self-motivated girl isn't going to be interested for long.

This seems to be a very hard thing for people to grasp sometimes so I'm going to break it down for you...YOU ATTRACT WHAT YOU PORTRAY.

The reason I bring this up is because I've been shocked as to how women are choosing to present themselves for online dating. So many of them are straight out rude and trying to put the guys in their place before they could have possibly offended them.

We all want to be treated well and not be taken advantage of, but for God sakes, be respectful!

Honey, if you respond to his message, that should be a pretty good indicator that you're interested. But hey, what do I know. If you respond and you're kind to him, of course you're not attracted to him!

But really, how do you expect to enter into a positive, healthy relationship with this kind of attitude?

"Get In Line"

And this girl just keeps on going...

There is a difference between confidence and cockiness. Everyone appreciates and respects a confident person. However, a cocky person, let's face it...everyone just wants them to be put in their place. In fact, even people who are unjustifably cocky are annoying (probably moreso) because it's not attractive to be condescending or rude.

This next example just made me put my face in my hands...

I believe that when it comes to a woman's size, it's best to quote Carrie Bradshaw: "It isn't about the weight. You would be beautiful at any size. But are you happy?"

Apparently not.

Oh, she's confident, alright. A little too confident....but apparently not happy.  Seriously, how do expect to attract someone this way? You're not smiling, there is not a drop of makeup behind those glasses to even simulate that you care to look presentable, you're not wearing a bra, so the girls don't look too perky either, and yet you have the caption: "What do you think?" What do I think? I think you need a reality check.

Then there are the girls who choose to display a more "damsel in distress" approach in their negative nancy profiles.

"Are there any real men?" Not "Is." Ugh.

But if you found someone online whom you thought could be someone special, how far would you go for love?

 Wow. That's pretty impressive, I'd say.

And then, there's this guy.

For those non-Arizona natives, Tempe and Mesa are neighbors. Mesa is rather large, but at least find out which corner of Mesa the girl is in before you give up!

As you can see, we have some real winners here in Arizona. Hopefully your luck with online dating has been more fortunate than that of the people above. Have a great week!

-Yours Truly