Silent Mime, Creepy Mime... (Holidays Edition)

As the year comes to a close (and supposedly, the world to an end in 10 days), I wanted to exit 2012 with a bang. I've been saving quite a few of these pictures to compile them to become one awesome final post of the year and to celebrate hitting 2000 views. I know that's not much to really big, popular bloggers, but it means a lot to me. It took almost 6 months to hit my first 1000 views in October. So to go from 1000 to 2000 in just two months following that is huge!

Anyways, this post is recapping the 2 best holidays of the year in my opinion: Halloween and Christmas.

 As I'm sure many of you will agree, Halloween is an awesome holiday that extends from the age of childhood onto years of promiscous college years, and even into the years in which we begin having kids of our own (hopefully by then we've cut back on the promiscuous part).

This gentleman demonstrates both sides of Halloween: childhood heroes to adult rated when he went from Superman in 2011...--->

<---To this in 2012

Well, that's definitely one way to attract attention. Can you imagine this guy dancing behind someone at a party. It'd be like costume rape! Make sure it's all consensual, sir....er...Dick?

I mean, goodness, gracious, great balls of felt material...

Our next costume participant is Mr. Super Trooper. He's very proud of his mustache-growing abilities and very white legs (that last part, I'm just assuming).

The best part about this gentleman, is that I had taken a screen shot of this photo after just stumbling across his profile by accident. TWO WEEKS later, he messaged me with the box below...







Maybe he was propositioning a union in our costumes next year. I don't know...But no, I'm not jealous, "jelly" or any other kind of perservative.

Now, I realize that this next one isn't a Halloween costume....but....it should be!

I shall call him, Thor.

Now onto Christmas! The time of year consisting of ugly sweater parties, awkward family photos and an excessive amount of alcohol (and by excessive, I mean necessary). These are by far my favorite photos capturing the spirit of the Christmas for these individuals. Sometimes, it's just about celebrating the season with your loved ones, or in the case demonstrated immediately below, with your cat.

I don't know what it is about this photo...because this guy didn't look so awkward or creepy looking in his other photos. But with the lighting throwing off the color balance and whatever the f*** got his cats attention like that...this is just an incredibly mesmorizing photo.

I don't know how Halloween got mixed into this Christmas photo but talk about a Silent Night...

Silent Mime, Creepy Mime.

Don't be calm, not in the slight....

On a different note entirely, I'm sure many of you have seen or heard of the newest online photo sensation, Grumpy Cat. If you haven't, google him immediately. I freaking love this cat. Anyways, below is my favorite adaptation of his photo/personality, and below it, is the human version.

bahahaha...



Seriously, I never would have guessed you were at a Christmas party sir. You look about as full of Christmas cheer as the Grinch before he's stolen all the Christmas decorations from the children of Whoville.

Happy Holidays everyone!

How much you wanna bet he'll be playing "Blow My Whistle" instead of Christmas carols this year?