So I have never intended to put people on blast for anything in their messages or profiles, because I don’t really care. To each, his own. But some people are straight up rude! Here is what happened: I have written in one section of my profile that I think “humor is a must” in relationships and also that “I appreciate correct grammar.” I go on to explain that what I mean by that is most likely, I will not respond to a message that looks like this, “hey gurl, how u doin. Hmu sum time.” Those of you who know me, are any of you surprised by this? Anyways, so I received this message the other day:
Fib Gib****: “ ‘Humor is a must. I appreciate correct grammar.’ Damn you sound cold as hell. Those two sentences should not be next to each other. Man just read yo thang, damn. I’d rather date the terminator. Or maybe you are the terminator. Damn.”
What’s ironic is in his profile, he goes on and on about appreciating people for who they are and that he wouldn’t want to change them to be somebody they’re not just for him. Then why would you go out of your way to insult me and my profile??
Another example of a pompous (fill in title of choice) is gjantz**. This is the second message I received from him:
“You do realize going for the hottest guy’s is going to get you used and cheated on right? Or have you not learned that yet…”
He’s just upset that I didn’t respond to his first message, which was this, by the way:
“Damn, I would so RAIL you…Uh…I mean. DAMN! You’re really PRETTY! How did your day go miss picky girl?”
Apparently, this guy doesn’t know there’s a backspace button. And I don’t know how earned the name “picky girl”? But how many girls would respond to this message? I mean,, come on.
Besides, his logic is ridiculous if not offensive. Because only pretty people cheat in relationships or use other people. Duh!
I’m probably scaring away any of you who’ve ever considered online dating. That’s not my intention. There are definite creepers and jerks, but there are also plenty of perfectly nice gentlemen. You just have to know how to sort through them and learn to laugh at the bad ones.
But really, this whole experience has been kind of like virtual people watching. Like when you see someone wearing something ridiculous in public? Or they just say something really stupid? You want to say, did anybody see that?! Well, don’t worry, I’ve saved all the crazy, bottled it up, and reposted it here just for you. J
Interracial Perks:
Jk*******: “Would this nice eggroll have a shot with you? I do nails btw :)
The Booty Calls:
Bigjoe3434: “Hey!! What would you do if you knew I have an 11 inch c***”
Sir, I would run. Far, far away.
Tech91: “I would do unforgivable things to get the chance to spend a night with you and fold your body like clean laundry.”
The visual this provided is enough to concern me.
Insecure Sexter:
Mico****: “If you would love to be naughty with me and share your thoughts, text me ***-***-****, if not don’t reply I don’t need criticism, Michael :)
Marriage proposals:
Americanhero: hey….will you marry me?
Straight to the point: kudos. But that took absolutely no effort: fail.
OhHaiDur: You’re absolutely perfect! I’m kidnapping you and taking you to Paris to get married…What kind of ring to you want? ;)
Now we’re talking! ; )
Most persistent
SportsFax2428: 7 messages without a response, varying from “hi” to “I’m still waiting for you to let me get to know you so I can eventually take you on a date”
Crazy obsessed emailer, stop messaging me!
Most Random Award
CBorelli823:
Hey.
I’m Chris
I’m not a pedophile.
I own a panda suit.
Cookies make me happy.
I really want to meet the creators of a majority of 90s shows and ask what the fuck they were on.
Join me?
Yes, Panda man! I will join you in our animal suits as we eat sweets and drill television producers about their questionable motives!
Until next time! Happy Fishing!
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